The Greatest Hits

Offered a bribe by a
​Lord of Parliament

Wait, what?
​​Why the hell did a member of the House of Lords just email me?

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Donald Trump cuts me a check 

There comes a time in every man’s life when Donald Trump threatens to sue them. For me, it was Monday, March 23rd, 2015 — the day after my 22nd birthday.​

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North Korea tweets at me

A few years ago I engaged with North Korea in direct, high-level conversations on one of the the most secure international communication networks known to man: Twitter.​

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