An Open Letter to Zor’Pax Faelrin III, Earth Historian
June 2025: The first Intergalactic Entry into Sometimes Weekly.
Humor
16 Years of Winning vs. Donald J. Trump
June 2025: Documenting my long, fraught, and personal relationship with the first Traitor-President of the United States.
14 Years Later: Questions from 2010
December 2024: Revisiting an Earlier Entry and providing Additional Answers.
Internal Memo on Remaining Agile During an Authoritarian Regime
December 2024: An update from the President & CEO of W Corp.
Op-Ed: The Democrat Party Made Us Do This
Editor’s Note added June 20th, 2025: This piece was originally published January 15, 2024 on Substack as satire. Everything below the line is as it was published on January 15, 2024 — one year before… Read More »Op-Ed: The Democrat Party Made Us Do This
Fear and Loathing at RFK Jr.’s “Historic Speech”
October 2023: I attend and observe Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s announcement of a third party campaign.
My 13-years-too-late apology to Neill Blomkamp, the director of District 9
August 2022: Over a decade after stealing Neill Blomkamp’s Twitter handle, I finally apologize.
The Four Year Card Trick, My Piece of Jeopardy! History, and Happy Christmas
December 2020: An Addendum is entered into Sometimes Weekly.
Setting the Dress Code for a British Secret Society
February 2019: A case of mistaken identity and a stern suggestion for flouting the rules.